Callie Kuczynski

The Longest Hangover of My Life

Also Known As: The First Trimester Disclaimer: My husband says that I shouldn’t tell people this stuff until they’re already pregnant. He worries that it might be too real and push people off the fence if they’re debating having a kid. I disagree. But I leave that decision in your hands. You can wait toContinue reading “The Longest Hangover of My Life”

Baby Dementor Training

also known as The Early Days of Breastfeeding Holy shit. Where do I start? I just figured that I would have the baby, and of course, I’d breastfeed. It was easy, natural and free! And you have all that cozy bonding time plus all the fucking antibodies that the baby would need. If I evenContinue reading “Baby Dementor Training”